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In My Lair
01:28
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In my lair i’ve got a deadly booby trapped floor
And a guy who says whoosh when i open the door
It’s all here in my lair
My henchman is an eight foot tall angry albino
Spliced with a ninja and an african rhino
He’s here in my lair
I love that tuxedo with that tie
I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to die
I’ll tell you all my plans then you'll know why
You're here in my lair
In my lair i’ve got a killer trash compacting wall
And a drop to a shark tank from a thirty foot fall
It’s all here in my lair
My girlfriend’s an assassin with a killer kung fu grip
And I can’t kiss her when she’s mad in case there’s poison on her lips
She’s here in my lair
I love that tuxedo with that tie
I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to die
I’ll tell you all my plans then you'll know why
You're here in my lair
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End Of The World, Dude!
01:40
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Satellite's knocked offline by a solar flare
Magnetic storms crackle through the air
Maniacs are roving through our town
Sirens are screaming all around
so you better get down; don't make a sound; you don't wanna be found
Meteor is gonna crush us soon
It came from the dark side of the moon
Magma beasts are bursting out of the turf
As R'lyeh is rising from the surf
well, for what it's worth; say goodbye to Earth; cuz it's the end of the world, dude
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Five Element Ninjas
01:34
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They came for the tournament
They fought with dirty tricks
They came and they killed my friends
And I'm out for revenge
On the Five Element Ninjas
With the power of gold and fire, water, wood, and earth
Let's show those ninjas what we're worth
They came for the tournament
They fought with dirty tricks
But I flipped it on them
And I got my revenge
I'm a Chinese Super Ninja
With the power of gold and fire, water, earth and wood
We shut those ninjas down for good
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4. |
Too Many Godzillas
01:58
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one godzilla
fighting two godzillas
now there's three godzillas
fighting four
five godzillas
teamed with six godzillas
in the distance
i can see some more
they smashed on our tanks
they crashed our planes
They shrugged off our strongest bombs
with ease
one’s a mecha
and one’s from space
they’ve come to
bring earth to its knees
oh no / we gotta go / to tokyo
cause they've got way too many godzillas
oh no / we gotta go / to tokyo
cause they've got way too many godzillas
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5. |
Head In A Jar
02:25
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I'm stuck here on this shelf
All alone, all by myself
You just ignore me but you know I’ll make you pay
I've got an evil master plan
I'm gonna be a robot, man
I’ll rule the world and then I’ll make you rue the day
I’m a head in a jar and I’m much better than you
I'm a head in a jar but I'm much smarter than you
I’m a head in a jar and I’m much stronger than you
I'm a head in a jar and I'm much better than you
First I have to get down to the floor
Get a new body, start a civil war
You just ignore me but you'd better not turn your back
I'll carve out a wicked awesome mountain lair
Create a mutant race of super soldier bears
If you’ll just help me down I'm ready to attack
I'm just a head in a jar but I'm much tougher than you
I'm just a head in a jar but I'm much smarter than you
I’m just a head in a jar but I’m much stronger than you
I'm just a head in a jar and I'm much better than you
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Death Race 2000
02:23
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Frankenstein's on the starting line, his engine's raring to go
He's gonna need unbridled speed to beat Machine-gun Joe
Boom! Blowout! Dead!
Pushing the needle to the red
You picked the wrong day to be a pedestrian
Death Race 2000
Grime, grit, and burning heat, it's just another day
And it might be your last if you get in my way
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Teenage CHUD
02:17
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I was a teenage CHUD for the CIA
Underneath the sewers down in Paraguay
Yeah, I’m best friends with the president
We don’t hang out but he pays my rent
And all the girls say that I'm more monster than man
I love my country and I'll serve it any way that I can
Eating spies in Kyoto
Or kicking butt with my tai-kwon-do
Chilling underground 'till they tell me where to go
I'm a teenage CHUD for the CIA
Doing time for my crimes against the USA
Coming up from the loo and I’m punching the queen
Karate chopping guards and then escaping the scene
And all the girls say that I'm more monster than man
I love my country and I'll serve it any way that I can
Eating spies in Kyoto
Or kicking butt with my tai-kwon-do
Chilling underground 'till they tell me where to go
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8. |
This Hollow Earth
01:41
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0500 down at the south pole
fighting off nazis for a temporal hole
mengele's smiling at the fuhrer's new goal
unleashing ancient angels from an aryan scroll
we must be strong and brave
or this hollow earth will be our grave
the vrill’s evil forces are on the trail
they’re harnessing dark magic from their ponytails
they’re promising their masters that they cannot fail
releasing their ancestors from their underground cells
we must be strong and brave
or this hollow earth will be our grave
we must be strong and brave
or this hollow earth will be our
there’s so much left to save
or this hollow earth will be our grave
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Night Of The Comet
02:16
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Night of the Comet, it's been here before
It's what killed the dinosaurs
Night of the Comet coming back again
And there's no way we're going to win
In this world of rust
Who can you trust?
They'll turn to dust
Night of the Comet, it's been here before
it's what killed the dinosaurs
Night of the comet grabbing my Mac 10
and I'm not letting those freaks in
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10. |
Humanzee
01:34
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Humanzee's got a monkey for a mom
Humanzee never got to go to prom
Oh the humanity
Humanzee's got a Russkie for a dad
Humanzee's chilling on a launchpad
Oh the humanity
They call him Humanzee
Humanzee's on a rocket to the moon
Humanzee thinks he'll be back by afternoon
Oh the humanity
Humanzee's got monkeys on his mind
Humanzee is the last one of his kind
Oh the humanity
They call him Humanzee
Oh the humanity
They call him Humanzee
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You know what moxie is, kid? Moxie is when your best friend is torn apart by creatures from the deep, and you just let him go and steer your boat right into the fight. Moxie is when space vampires blow through town, leaving everyone you love dead, and you strap on bandolier filled with stakes, and hit the road for a little old fashioned vengeance. Bullet Machine - full of moxie, and ready to roll. ... more
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